Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places. For them are the catacombs of Ptolemais, and the carven mausolea of the nightmare countries. They climb to the moonlit towers of ruined Rhine castles, and falter down black cobwebbed steps beneath the scattered stones of forgotten cities in Asia. The haunted wood and the desolate mountain are their shrines, and they linger around the sinister monoliths on uninhabited islands. But the true epicure in the terrible, to whom a new thrill of unutterable ghastliness is the chief end and justification of existence, esteems most of all the ancient, lonely farmhouses of backwoods New England; for there the dark elements of strength, solitude, grotesqueness, and ignorance combine to form the perfection of the hideous. - H.P. Lovecraft, (“The Picture in the House”, 12 December 1920)
I inhaled the glorious scent of burning leaves as I flew across the gray Halloween sky. Below, farmhouse porches were festooned with pumpkins. I caught sight of a scarecrow’s tattered clothing blowing in the wind, and was quickly reminded why the New England Colonies are the Halloween capital of the United States. “No way,” you say? “There are scarier places in America.” To that I say, “Poppycock and fiddlesticks!” “New Orleans?” Eh, it’s creepy but we’ve got Voodoo zombies too. “Sleepy Hollow?” Come on. It’s right next door. Heck, the Horseman's domain is so close it might as well be New England. “Washington DC?" Okay, yeah, maybe you’ve got a point there.
Anywho, here are some reasons why New England is the “Transylvania” of America…
Witches – Do I really need to elaborate? Nowadays, Salem is Halloween central as far as tourism goes, and there's a reason for that (besides $$$). In ye olde days terrible things happened in Salem Village (now known as Danvers) and even worse things happened in Salem Essex County aka the city of Salem - the Salem Witch Trials and the hangings at Gallows Hill - http://historyofmassachusetts.org/where-i
Vampires – A genuine vampire scare took hold of New England a little over 100 years ago. Mercy Brown, Sarah Tillinghast, and Fredrick Ransom are but a few names associated with the eerie vampire cases that occurred throughout 19th century New England. Bodies were exhumed. Hearts were removed and burned in order to dispatch the Undead. Like I said, New England is the Transylvania of the United States. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England
Werewolves – Long ago, colonists from France settled in what is now Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and Prince Edward Island. This was known as the colony of Acadia. Many of these Acadian settlers eventually moved to Maine and brought their folklore along with them. Acadian tales of assorted unnatural beings spread to certain parts of Maine. The worst of these fell creatures was the Loup Garou (which is the French term for werewolf). Unwary travelers and naughty children were warned that the Loup Garou lurked in the cold Maine night – http://www.pressherald.com/archive/three-s
And it apparently it still does - http://www.cryptomundo.com/bigfoot-repor
Ghosts – You can’t throw a rock without hitting a spectral entity in New England. Ghosts haunt the old mansions up Newport way - http://voices.yahoo.com/haunted-america-g
For fun, let’s pick a ghost-ridden New England state. How about New Hampshire? - http://www.newhampshire.com/article/9999
Dr. Frankenstein – “Oh come on!” you exclaim. “There can’t be a Frankenstein too!” Oh, but I’m afraid there was. He lived up in Hammond Castle over in Gloucester, Massachusetts and went by the name John Hays Hammond, Jr. Hammond holds the second highest number of invention patents after Thomas Edison. His home, Hammond Castle, was created in the style of a Medeival castle and even houses its own laboratory.
Among other things, Hammond was fascinated with the occult - http://historyofmassachusetts.org/john-h
He was also really into preserving dead cats in formaldehyde - http://www.thecabinet.com/darkdestinatio
Perhaps slightly more disturbing are the persistent rumors that he performed unspeakable “reanimation” experiments with dead bodies. Though no records exist to prove this, the rumors have not stopped.
Zombies – Terrible things have happened in the Freetown State Forest. People say that Satanic sacrifices and rituals took (take?) place there, and many other horrors are said to lurk within its shadowy confines. Most peculiar of all are the zombie sightings. Shambling, silent, mindless zombies have reportedly been seen in and around the forest - http://www.neparanormalresearch.com/apps/f
The Bridgewater Triangle - Speaking of the Freetown State Forest, it’s part of the dreadful Bridgewater Triangle. Puckwudgies (evil Native American elves or gnomes), ghosts, UFOs, spook lights, gigantic snakes, Bigfoot, phantom dogs with red eyes, the Thuderbird, and much more are said to inhabit this nether-zone of paranormal activity - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridgewater
And - http://www.neparanormalresearch.com/haun
Lizzie Borden –
Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one.
To this day, the morbid Lizzie Borden rhyme can be heard in eastern Massachusetts schoolyards. The infamous ax murder happened in Fall River, Massachusetts.
There are whispers of demonic influence. Apparently, another horrible murder took place in the same house years earlier -
You can go to Lizzie's old (haunted) house and spend the night if you dare - http://lizzie-borden.com/
The Dover Demon – This bizarre creature terrified the residents of Dover, Massachusetts in 1977 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dover_Demon
Collinwood – Lots of scary stories, movies, and shows are set in New England. The accursed town of Collinsport, Maine was the setting of the classic 1960s gothic TV series, “Dark Shadows.” The brooding Collinwood mansion was “portrayed” by Seaview Terrace aka the Carey Mansion in Newport, Rhode Island. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seaview_Ter
Sea Monsters – Hammond Castle isn’t the only scary thing in Gloucester, Massachusetts. The Gloucester Sea Serpent paid a visit to jolly olde New England back in the 19th century. Scores of witnesses saw the creature. http://open.salon.com/blog/rick_spilman/2
Cursed Towns – It is said that tragic Dudley Town Connecticut was cursed. CURSED, I say. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2
Mystery Hill – America’s Stonehenge? In New Hampshire? Yep. There’s even a sacrificial table (maybe). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_S
The Devil – “The Devil and Daniel Webster” is, of course, set in New Hampshire. However, Old Scratch apparently visited some of the other colonies as well - http://www.quahog.org/factsfolklore/inde
Famous horror writers: Baltimore claims Poe. Richmond claims Poe. Well, guess what? Edgar Allan Poe was born in Boston. Oh, Boston doesn’t boast about it because Poe and Boston were sort of like oil and water, but it’s very true. He was born near Commonwealth Avenue. Indeed, Poe’s first book of poems was entitled “Tamerlane and Other Poems Poems by a Bostonian.”
Alas, there’s a whole sordid history between Poe and Boston: http://www.boston.com/ae/books/articles/2
Only recently has the city starting acknowledging its native son: http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/beac
Another fair New England city, Providence, doesn't have as much of a problem acknowledging its own literary icon, H.P. Lovecraft. http://www.providencejournal.com/topics/p
Ever hear of Stephen King? Bangor, Maine? Yep, that’s definitely in New England. King sets most of his stories in northern New England to boot.
Nathaniel Hawthorne hailed from Salem, Massachusetts. In fact, his ancestor John Hathorne was a judge in the witch trials. Hawthorne's tales of dark romanticism and terror are essential reading in many schools.
Shirley Jackson settled in Vermont and remained there until she died. Both "The Lottery" and "The Haunting of Hill House" were published during her time there.
But wait, there are many up and coming scribes of the strange here too: http://nehw.blogspot.com/
And THAT, my Dreary One, is just the tip of the ol’ witch hat! Of course, there's Edward Gorey, a haunted opera house, bats with human faces and, well, there’s so much more to tell but there isn’t any time left. I'm expected in cursed Dudley Town tonight and mustn’t dally any longer.
I hope you have a marvelous Halloween, and if you find yourself traveling on a dark New England road some foggy night, beware the ghosts, witches, vampires, werewolves, and the overexcited Red Sox fans.
- Current Location:Haunted New England
- Current Music:This is Halloween
Did you know that He-Man, She-Ra, and friends are back in toy form and better than ever, with figures so hex-cellent that they are now my preferred black magic poppets/Voodoo dolls? You just couldn't get that kind of pain-inducing articulation with the cloth dolls we used in the Middle Ages, I tell you! Did you also know that you can get these new figures by subscribing to Masters of the Universe Classics at www.mattycollector.com through Aug. 6, 2012?
photo courtesy of He-Man.Org
Characters from all realms of MOTU are represented, be they vintage He-Man characters, She-Ra figures, or even occasional New Adventures of He-Man figures. These characters are ALL sculpted by the incomparable geniuses known as The Four Horsemen and feature storyline character bios on the backs of the packages which explore the different eras and characters of the MOTU world. These collector toys are currently only available via a 2013 subscription. Registration for this subscription is open only through August 6th! It’s sort of like a “jam of the month” club where you sign up for a sub and they send you a new figure each month. Four slots for large-scale beasts and multi-packs are also included in the subscription. While the price might seem steep ($25.00 per regular figure), these incredible creations are SO worth it. The characters are all beautifully articulated and sculpted, and they are very reminiscent of the characters from the toylines and cartoons many of us loved back in the day. The only way the line can continue is for folks to subscribe. This is a niche toyline (meaning only the cool kids get it, man) so Matty won’t make the figures at all without enough subs, alas.
image courtesy of He-Man.Org
Therefore, if you like this stuff and are into collecting figures, I encourage you to sign up for a subscription. If you are a retailer (comic shop, toy store, etc), consider signing up for a couple of subs. Most of these characters sell quite well on the secondary market so you won’t regret it. It might seem daunting when you look at the overall cost of a sub, but it’s billed to your card monthly so it really isn’t all that bad if you break it down. Now, for anyone wondering “why is Penny Dreadful shilling a He-Man sub?” I’m not getting anything out of this from Mattel. Even I’m not wicked enough to engage in unspeakable dealings with such ominous corporate entities! ;) Just kidding... I AM that wicked. >:) No, I just love me some He-Man and She-Ra and would like to see more toys.
Here, you have elements of fantasy, sci-fi, horror, sword & sorcery, fairy tales, superheroes, weird western, mythology, monsters, barbarians, robots, princesses, ninjas, witches, unicorns, aliens, ghosts, dragons and all kinds of other speculative fiction archetypes all blended together into colorful worlds of cool craziness. Somehow, it all works brilliantly and I’d personally like to see it continue. While I know the sub model is not ideal for many, it is currently THE way to keep this line going. Give it a shot for 2013!
Subscriptions are available ONLY through August 6th, 2012 at: http://www.mattycollector.com/
Image courtesy of He-Man.Org
- Current Location:Eternia and Etheria
- Current Mood: melancholy
- Current Music:Theme from Filmation's He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
A long time ago my friends and I used to make recordings featuring characters we liked from our favorite TV shows and movies. We imitated our favorites and we loved those characters, but we put them in silly situations and had them say weird things because it made us laugh to imagine them in such bizarre scenarios. Yes, this is true and I am admitting it in public. I won't go into details. Trust me, you don't want to know. Anyway, I get where some of it is coming from Johnny and Tim. Yes, you guys are fans of the show. I know it. I can tell because we can smell our own. But instead of giving audiences an accurate take on DS, you took some of your goofball "imagine what would happen if so and so did this..." gags and threw them into the mix on the big screen. That was a bad move. You should have maintained the tone of the series throughout.
I’ve made no secret of the fact that I was displeased by the comedic tone in the trailers and TV spots for Tim Burton and Johnny Depp’s big screen take on the cult classic, ‘Dark Shadows ‘. Is the movie as wacky as the commercials indicate? Well, yes and no. Those scenes are in the film, but they don’t make up the bulk of it. That fact doesn’t save it though. The movie is a bit of a hot mess.
Burton's DS starts out promisingly. The opening flashback is atmospheric and filled with sublime gothic visuals. Unfortunately, this all goes by so fast that one doesn’t really get a chance to fully enjoy it. Viewers glimpse the Barnabas/Josette/Angelique love triangle and see some of the tragic events play out, but the layers and nuances are obviously not present here due to time constraints. By squeezing the show’s 5-month long 1795 storyline into about 7 minutes, we miss the full impact of that tragic saga. Nevertheless, the opening is quite good. The flashback, subsequent moody title sequence, and Victoria Winters’ arrival at Collinwood ultimately wind up comprising the best portions of the film. Tellingly, these sequences are truest in tone to the classic series. If only Burton, Depp, and Seth Graham Smith had maintained that tone. Unfortunately, the picture takes a nosedive off Widow’s Hill after the opening. When Depp’s Barnabas Collins is released from his coffin in 1972, the film becomes a confused snarl of sight gags, fish-out-of-water-jokes, gothic horror, melodrama, sex jokes, action, and gallows humor. These disparate elements do not mesh well. Any sense of dread or melancholy is quickly undercut by inevitable tongue-in-cheek gags. In watching the film, I got the sense that WB was trying to appeal to every possible demographic by including everything including the kitchen sink. The original ‘Dark Shadows’ and its subsequent 1991 remake were serious in tone and genuine in their depictions of the Collins family’s assorted curses and tragedies. Alas, the somber ‘Dark Shadows’ mood only makes occasional cameo appearances here.
Equally troubling is the fact that Burton and friends cram FAR too much into one film. Major characters are introduced and never developed. One major plot/character twist comes absolutely out of nowhere during the film’s climax. Story ideas are introduced but never expanded upon as other plotlines struggle for screen time. For example, Barnabas’ shock upon encountering Josette-lookalike Victoria/Maggie in the present is never explored to its full potential. Depp’s Barnabas yearns for Victoria’s…er… “birthing hips,” but we never get that palpable sense of the long-lost love, nor do we get a hint of the twisted and tragic Josette obsession displayed by Jonathan Frid. The Angelique/Collins Family rival cannery and Collins “revival” plotline winds up taking center stage, but it isn’t a very interesting angle.
Visually, the film is stunning. Collinwood looks utterly and eerily grand. Widow’s Hill and the surrounding woods on the estate are beautifully realized. In typical Tim Burton fashion, it’s style over substance. Collinsport itself is nicely New England-y, but the presence of places like McDonad’s and Gulf gas pull us out of the “dark Brigadoon” of Collinsport. Part of what works in other versions of ‘Dark Shadows,’ and in other gothic horror stories for that matter, is the fact that such tales seem to exist in their own misty worlds. Introducing too many real-world elements into a gothic setting ruins the mood. Here, Burton uses some of these real-world elements for intended comedic effect but this happens at the expense of the gothic tone.
Danny Elfman’s score is fantastic, and appropriately ominous and grandiose. He draws inspiration from horror films for this score, and there are absolutely touches of Robert Cobert’s classic music present. In fact, Elfman uses one of Cobert’s pieces (“The Secret Room”) from the original series. I was quite surprised by the unfortunate and baffling lack of Cobert’s main ‘Dark Shadows’ theme, however. Odd.
Original cast members Kathryn Leigh Scott, David Selby, Lara Parker, and the late Jonathan Frid make cameos in the film. Unfortunately, their appearance lasts all of three seconds. :-( Christopher Lee is splendid in a small role as a surly Collinsport fisherman.
How does each character fare?
Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins - He tries to channel Frid’s Barnabas in his voice and mannerisms. Clearly, there is love there and I can appreciate that. I also appreciate the fact that he keeps Barnabas’ trademark look (hairstyle, ring, coat, cane - check). There’s no question that Depp is engaging in the role and that he has a fondness for Frid's portrayal. Depp definitely captures part of the eccentric, tortured, courtly, and dangerous essence of Barnabas, BUT he lacks the gravitas of Jonathan Frid or even Ben Cross. His reactions to modern-day life turn the character into something of a doleful clown (and we all know how much Tim Burton loves clowns). Depp’s Barnabas isn’t very bright either. He makes little effort to hide his vampirism and frequently drops references to his true age. I can’t help but feel it’s the little kid inside Depp playing Barnabas here. Depp and Burton take Barnabas out of context and have him react to “funny” situations which prevents us from ever taking the character seriously.
It’s easy to imagine how this played out:
Johnny: Remember how they never showed a TV at Collinwood? Wouldn’t it be funny if Barnabas saw a TV and totally freaked out? Heheh.
Tim: Ha! I always thought about that when I watched it. That’s hilarious! We have to do that!
Johnny: I wonder how he felt about those nasty little troll dolls...
Michelle Pfeiffer as Elizabeth Collins Stoddard – Pfeiffer does well in the role originated by screen legend Joan Bennett. She carries herself with the strength and class required of Liz. At times, I felt her tongue was firmly planted in her cheek, but overall she plays the role well. I’d say she fared the best in terms of carryover from the TV show versions.
Eva Green as Angelique – She is sadly one-dimensional here. As vile as Angelique could be in the original series, she was a complex character with some serious motivation. True, she had a psychotic obsession with Barnabas and this desire propelled her actions, but the character had many layers. As much as we loved to hate her, and as wicked as she was, we could understand what drove her. She wasn’t a Saturday morning cartoon villain like she is in this film. Eva Green has fun with the role but is very one-note in her portrayal.
Bella Heathcote puts in a nice turn as Maggie Evans/Victoria Winters. She is genuine and plays the part quite well. I’m not sure how I feel about merging both characters. I think it was a bit of fan service to please those who wanted one or the other in the film. Heathcote does a good job and her waifish Vicki/Maggie has an interesting quirky quality.
Jonny Lee Miller is wasted as Roger Collins. We get a couple of brief scenes where Roger displays unsavory behavior, but the character is never developed. Barnabas’ eventual reaction to Roger seems extreme because we spend spend very little time with the character. Based on Miller’s facial expression in the cast photo, I was hoping for a Louis Edmonds-style pretentious, stuffy Roger Collins.
Helena Bonham Carter was not effective as Julia Hoffman. I’d venture to say she was quite awful. The changes to the character are unfortunate and serve to make Julia very unlikable here. Unlike Depp who, despite my misgivings about several of his choices, plays his role with affection for the original, I felt that HBC was making fun of the Julia character and of the material with which she was working. And whose idiotic idea was it to have Dr. Hoffman give Barnabas a hummer? Classy.
Chloe Moretz, who is wonderful in several other films, overplays the angsty teenager Carolyn Stoddard. She is disaffected. We get it. It’s tiresome. Yes, Carolyn should have issues, but this was a very one-note take on the character. **SPOILER** During the film’s climax, we find out she’s a werewolf. This comes out of left field and is absolutely unnecessary to the plot of the film. It’s as if they said, “Dark Shadows had werewolves too. We need one of those. Ah, let’s just make Carolyn a werewolf!” Sigh. Dumb.
Gulliver McGrath is wasted as David Collins. I saw much potential in his portrayal, but he’s never given enough screen time to do anything substantial with the role. David Collins was a very disturbed little boy in the early days of the show. The supernatural was drawn to him and vice versa. We get some hints of what Gulliver could have done with the part but this never goes anywhere.
Jackie Earle Haley as Willie is quirky and amusing, but viewers shouldn’t go in expecting the delightfully complex Willie of John Karlen. Gone is the utter sleaze who becomes humbled by something far darker and more wicked than he. That said, his isn't the "Zoinks Scoob!" portrayal of Jim Fyfe either. It’s an interesting take but, like much in this film, the character lacks any depth or substance.
Ray Shirley as Mrs. Johnson - Used entirely for "senior citizen comic relief" comic relief in the film, this character is Mrs. Johnson in name and career only.
There ARE snatches of actual ‘Dark Shadows’ here and there. In between the tangle of characters, lame gags, and multiple half-conceived ideas, there is some genuine DS in the mix. Unfortunately, these moments are fleeting at best and simply made me yearn for what could have been. In the end, this plays more like a messy genre mishmash. I sense they were trying to appeal to every demographic and taste by infusing everything they could into the film, which resulted in an unsatisfying and haphazard amalgam of disparate elements.
As a fan, I’m not angry. I WAS angry when I saw the trailers and the TV spots but, after watching the film itself, I just feel disappointed. I honestly believe, to some extent, that Depp and Burton made this film out of love for the source material but I think several other factors came into play along the way. (1) I suspect they feared that a modern audience wouldn’t accept an accurate (albeit big-budget) version of ‘Dark Shadows.’ Seth Graham-Smith has said in interviews that most modern audiences “won’t sit through a movie like that” and that they didn’t want to make “a two hour chamber piece.” To this I say, "COWARDS!" 'The Woman in Black' was a hit and stayed true to its gothic roots. Hammer rules, Graham-Smith drools. (2) It seems Burton is obsessed with “Burtonizing” everything he touches to the point of self-parody. Wake up and smell the coffin Tim! (3) See my comment at the beginning about the funny recordings my friends and I used to make. I think Burton and Depp did some of that here too by putting their own little in-jokes into the mix.
Ultimately, I’m glad the film has brought attention to ‘Dark Shadows.’ Depp and Burton always mention their fondness for the show and for Jonathan Frid in interviews. They don’t have to do that and I think it’s cool that they do. I just wish they had stayed true to the tone of the source material if they wanted to do something called ‘Dark Shadows.’
~~ Some comments on plotline differences between the film and previous versions of DS ~~
* In the original show and in the ’91 revival Barnabas is, for all intents and purposes, dead in his coffin during the day. He cannot walk around during the daytime and must return to his coffin at dawn lest he be destroyed by the sun’s rays.
* Maggie Evans and Victoria Winters are two separate characters in the classic show. Maggie is the one who looks like Josette. Vicki is the governess. Maggie eventually takes over the governess job when Victoria leaves.
* In the classic series, it is Barnabas’ father Joshua Collins and servant Ben Stokes who lock Barnabas in his coffin. Barnabas is prevented from breaking out of the coffin by a cross which Joshua asks Ben to affix to the inside lid of the casket. The coffin is locked away a secret room in the Collins mausoleum until Willie finds it almost two centuries later.
* Werewolves cannot not speak while in werewolf form in the classic show. They are feral and kill their victims on sight. They cannot transform at will and change during the full moon (and on the nights before and after the night of the full moon).
* In this film, an entranced Josette throws herself from Widow’s Hill because of Angelique’s spell. After that, Barnabas becomes a vampire. In the original iteration, Angelique has already turned Barnabas into a vampire well before Josette’s demise. The undead Barnabas intends to turn his beloved Josette into his vampire bride. Eventually, when Angelique lures Josette to Widow’s Hill, she shows her a terrible vision of what she will become after Barnabas’ final attack. Barnabas arrives soon thereafter and a horrified Josette voluntarily throws herself from Widow’s Hill.
* David's mother Laura seems to be some sort of banshee in this film. (based on how she deals with Angelique at the end). In the classic show she is a phoenix, who rises from the flames every century. In the film, Julia mentions something about David's belief that his mother is a "cyclical entity" or something, which led me to believe they were going to bring in the phoenix idea but apparently they went with the ghost/banshee thing for Laura.
* When Barnabas is released from his coffin in the 20th century, he introduces himself as a cousin from England and does NOT reveal his vampirism to the family. Indeed, few who learn his secret live to tell the tale.
*Julia genuinely tries to cure Barnabas in the original series and in the '91 version. She certainly doesn't ever try to make herself immortal with Barnabas' blood.
- Current Location:Collinsport, ME
- Current Mood: disappointed
- Current Music:Robert Cobert's 'Dark Shadows' theme
SATURDAY, May 7 - HARRISON'S COMICS & COLLECTIBLES - 252 Essex St. Salem, MA - 10AM - 2PM - Penny Dreadful and Garou will be appearing at Harrison's for FREE COMIC BOOK DAY. They'll have limited edition artwork prints from the upcoming 'Penny Dreadful's Cauldron of Terror' comic courtesy of COMIC BOOK DIVAS! - http://www.harrisonscomics.net/
SATURDAY MAY 14 - WONDERFEST - Crown Plaza Hotel Louisville, KY - Penny Dreadful and Garou are back at the WonderFest convention this year! They'll be at their table Saturday afternoon and in the evening will participate in the Rondo Awards ceremony. Penny will join her fellow fiend Dr. Gangrene in presenting 'The Dreadful HallowGreen Special' on Saturday night! - http://www.wonderfest.com/flyer.htm
SUNDAY JUNE 12 - SOUTHCOAST TOY & COMIC SHOW - Seaport Inn & Marina 110 Middle St. Fairhaven, MA - 10AM - 5PM -
Penny Dreadful and Garou return to the Southcoast Toy and Comic Show! Will Garou battle guest Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka? Will Dr. Manfred Von Bulow show up to carjack the General Lee? Come and find out! http://www.southcoasttoyandcomic.co
JUNE 24, 25, 26 - MONSTER BASH - Days Inn Conference Center Butler, PA - Penny Dreadful, Garou and 'Shilling Shockers' director Rebecca Paiva return to the Monster Bash Convention for a fang-tastic weekend of monstrous fun! - http://www.monsterbashnews.com/bash.htm
SATURDAY JULY 23 - SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON - San Diego Convention Center San Diego, CA - For the first time ever Penny Dreadful and Garou will be lurking about at the legendary San Diego Comic-Con! - http://www.comic-con.org/cci/index.php
- Current Location:Haunted New England
- Current Mood: indescribable
Comic Book Divas Website: http://www.comicbookdivas.com/
Scattered Studios Website: http://www.scatteredcomicsstudios.com/
Frankie B. Washington's Website: http://www.frankiebwashington.com/
- Current Location:Haunted New England
- Current Mood: gloomy
- Current Music:Neal Hefti's and Danny Elfman's Batman themes
Airtimes and days vary – check local listings or go to: www.shillingshockers.com
Citizens Television Channel 27
Jewett City, Danielson:
MetroCast Community TV Channel 24,
Cablevision Channel 77
Southern section of the state: Southern region of KY -
Channel 58 on antenna & DirectTV, Channel 18 on Comcast
Belfast: BCTV Channel 2
Gorham: GOCAT Channel 2
SRC-TV channel 2
NPC-TV Channel 11
(Eastport, Machias, Lubec and numerous smaller towns):
Washington County TV Channel 2
Abington: Comcast Channel 13
Andover: Comcast Channel 8
Athol, Orange: AOTV Channel 13
Attleboro: Comcast AACS Channel 15
Boston (BNN): Comcast BNN Channel 23 / RCN Channel 83
Brookline: BATV Channel 3
Cambridge: CCTV Channel 10
East Bridgewater: EBCTV Channel 9
Easton: Comcast Channel 9
Fall River: FRCTV Channel 95
Freetown/Lakeville/Middleboro: Comcast Channels 9 and 95
Gloucester, Rockport, Essex, Manchester-by-the-Sea: CATV Channel 67
Haverhill: HCTV Channel 22
Melrose: MMTV Comcast Channel 3 or Verizon Channel 39
Mattapoisett, Marion, Rochester: ORCTV Channel 9
New Bedford: NBTV Channel 95
North Adams, Adams, Clarksburg and Cheshire: NBCTC Channel 15,
North Dartmouth: Comcast Channel 95
North Reading: NORCAM Comcast Channel 10 and Verizon Channel 26
Peabody: PAT Channel 10
Plymouth: PACTV Comcast Channel 13 / Verizon Channel 43
Raynham: RayCAM Channel 9
Quincy: QATV Channel 8
Salem: SATV Channel 3
Seekonk: Channel 9
Somerset: TV9 Channel 9
Stoughton: Comcast Channel 9
Swansea: Channel 98
Taunton: TCAM TV Comcast Channel 15 and Verizon Channel 22
Wareham: WCTV Comcast Channel 9
West Brookfield: WBTV Channel 11
Westford: CAT Channel 8
Westport: Charter Channel 17
Winthrop: WCAT Channel 3
Woburn: WPMC Comcast Channel 9, Verizon Channel 42 & RCN Channel 3
Worcester: WCCA-TV Channel 13
Wrentham: Channel 8
Kansas City: KCEN Channel 18
Amherst: ACTV channel 20
Bedford: BCTV Channel 16
Charlestown: SAPA-TV Channel 8
Chester: CTV Channel 21
Claremont: CCTV Channel 8
Derry: CTV Channel 17
Tilton: LRPA-TV Channel 25
Newmarket, Durham: Newmarket Channel 13
New Durham: WCTV Channel 26
York: WCRT Channel 18
Throughout the Entire state on Halloween - Channel 13
Providence & North Providence: Cox Channel 18 & Verizon Channel 39
Full Channel Cable Channel 9
Entire Middle section of the state on Halloween:
Channel 58 on antenna & DirectTV, Channel 18 on Comcast
Burlington: VCAM Channel 15
GNAT-TV Channel 15
GMATV Channel 15
LPCTV Channel 8,
ORCA Channel 15
SAPA-TV Channel 8
Possible Washington DC airings
Huntington: Comcast Channel 20
Alternative Realities TV on Halloween: ARTV
- Current Location:Haunted New England
- Current Mood: excited
- Current Music:H-A-double-L-O-W-double E-N Spells Hallloween
When the crisp Autumn wind rattles my attic windows, I like nothing more than to light a candle and curl up by the cauldron with an ancient grimoire or tale of terror. Outside of a black cat, a book is a witch's best friend. Inside of a black cat, it's too dark to read.
The printed word can whisk us away into worlds of wonder, and The Green Hand Bookshop in Portland, Maine is a place of many wonders indeed. I recently spoke with The Green Hand's proprietor, Michelle Souliere.
Michelle, could you tell us what inspired you to open a book store?
I have long been a booklover, and tried my hand for many years at bookscouting for local dealers and selling on my own via eBay and half.com. At one point I tried to avoid getting involved to the point of having a shop -- it seemed like more of a burden than I was ready for. However, over the last few years, it became apparent that was all I really wanted to do. I enjoyed working at the Portland Public Library but the large machinery of the institution seemed to trod upon so much of the vitality in the staff as it went about its work. I found myself thinking more and more in terms of "Wouldn't it be nice if..." I set tentative goals for sometime in the future, say 5 or 10 years down the road. Then the economy freaked out, and I moved to another job to save myself from debt, only to have that yanked out from under me as the university rearranged its departments due to budget cuts and other changes in focus. It became apparent that maybe I'd be better off taking a chance on my own now, since even the old tried-and-true jobs seemed to be increasingly unstable, and the money I'd saved in a 401(a) account during a 15-year stint as an office worker certainly wasn't multiplying on its own.
When did you first open for business? How has the response been from the community?
I first opened for business on First Friday, November 6, 2009. The response from the community has been terrific. A lot of the local neighbors seemed very relieved to have a legitimate business with the appearance of real stability opening up on this corner. There has also been a lot of curiosity as to what is going on here.
As an enthusiast of dark literature and forgotten lore, I must say I am pleased to hear that you have a "killer horror section." Could you tell us a little bit about your literary interests?
*laugh* My interests are very broad. I tend to have a smorgasbord of in-process books nearby, and dip into various volumes depending on my mood. However, I tend to have at least one good supernatural, horror, or other fantastic fiction book around, as this is my favorite genre. The best of the bunch? My top ones include M.R. James, Arthur Machen, H.P. Lovecraft, Manly Wade Wellman, Stephen King, John Gordon, Dan Simmons, Mark LaFlamme, and more. I'm always adding to the list. I also love mysteries, and favorites in that field include Arthur Conan Doyle, Agatha Christie, Dorothy Sayers, John Dunning, and John Connolly. However, there are dark times of the year when one must move to lighter fare or risk forever losing oneself in the shadows, and on those occasions I get a kick out of Stella Gibbons' "Cold Comfort Farm," Tove Jansson's Moomintroll books, Mark Helprin, John Crowley, and more. Magical realism is another favorite genre (Helprin and Crowley certainly have works in that field), and of course Ray Bradbury remains one of my icons, how could I ever forget the first time I read "Dandelion Wine" or "Something Wicked This Way Comes"?
This is not to say that I veer away from non-fiction. I read heavily in fringe non-fiction (cryptozoology, paranormal, occult, mythology, folklore, and the like), and historic non-fiction, especially New England related. I also have a penchant for travelogues and biographies, and enjoy science and math related reading, such as "The Radioactive Boy Scout" and "The Mystery of the Aleph."
For an idea of my staple books, you can stroll through my account on LibraryThing, which gives an excellent slice of 168 favorite parts of my library:
You have listed many of my favorites as well Michelle! Now, could you explain the origin of store's name: "the green hand?"
A few years ago, when I left my office job, I felt like it was time that I try to put my art degree to work, and one of my goals was to create a branding umbrella to encompass all my creative pursuits. One of the themes/logos that came up was the green hand. The two things I find myself drawn to over and over again are eyes and hands. The original green hand has an eye in the center of its palm. The art track fizzled, though I maintain a sporadic studio practice and do not intend to give up making my work, ever. I stumbled across the green hand when I was casting about for a name and logo for the shop. Somehow, it just insinuated itself into place as the only option!! So far it has been ideal. It suggests something mysterious, which in turn generates curiosity (I hope!), and at the same time the green alludes to growth (five times the power of a mere green thumb!). On a more literary level, it pertains to the pulp magazine imagery of a green hand reaching out to some hapless victim, or an alien hand, perhaps... alluring dread!
What can visitors expect when they cross the threshold to The Green Hand Bookshop?
They can expect a wide variety of subject matter in the shop's inventory, which I take great pains to keep well-organized and carefully curated. The shop, very atypically for a used bookshop (at least from what I can tell from people's reactions), is spacious and bright. I won't spoil the surprise of the first thing you see coming through the door! But there are old-fashioned streetlamps, and a bench for perching on, and some old wooden chairs, and thousands of delicious books to browse through for as long as you like. :)
You share your storefront space with a fascinating museum. Could you talk a little about that?
The International Cryptozoology Museum shares space with the Green Hand in a wonderfully symbiotic relationship. To enter the museum, you approach the gate at the back of the bookshop, and therein lie many marvelous things, some naturally occurring, some man-made. Loren Coleman, the museum's owner and a well-known cryptozoologist in his own right, is there to give you your tour personally more often than not, which is handy if you have some of his books that you'd like him to sign while you're visiting. Fans of Bigfoot, the yeti, the Mothman, chupacabras, and many other mysterious and rare creatures will be in seventh heaven when they walk through the door.
You are also the creator of the fantastic Strange Maine blog. How did that come about?
I found it baffling that no one had formed a single site online that collected resources about Maine's intriguing elements. Add to that my unfortunate propensity for doing things instead of waiting for someone else to do them, and.... well you get the picture.
Your husband Tristan also runs a marvelous business right across the street from The Green Hand. What can visitors expect to find there?
The Fun Box Monster Emporium is a throwback to the toy emporiums of old and at the same time practically a museum of homage to the pop culture of the 1980s. Good stuff! Not only does he carry a ridiculous variety of action figures and other collectibles of the '80s, he also has vintage video games up the wazoo, not to mention the actual working pinball and arcade machines he keeps the shop popping with. In other words, it's fun.
Any exciting future plans or upcoming events at The Green Hand?
We're psyched to have Dan Blakeslee, a.k.a. Doctor Gasp, playing deliriously eerie Halloween tunes here on the night of October 13th, and Lynne Cullen telling wicked spooky stories the night before Halloween. We are also happy to be hosting meetings of the Speakeasy Society, which is made up of folks who are keen on the Jazz Age world of silent films and their stars. Who knows what we'll do next?!
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For the first time ever, it's DR. GANGRENE and PENNY DREADFUL in a brand new Halloween Special!
"The Dreadful HallowGreen Special" is a half-hour Horror Host crossover wherein renowned Nashville horror host, Dr. Gangrene, and New England's Penny Dreadful must join forces to save (or ruin???) Halloween. Science and sorcery combine in this All Hallows Eve spooky special.
Airing in many locations soon!
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Penny Dreadful and Dr. Gangrene Scare In New Halloween TV Special
For Immediate Release:Horror Hosts Collaborate For Hex-Cellent Halloween TV Special (10.05.10)
Hallowed horror hosts Penny Dreadful and Dr. Gangrene are teaming up to save Halloween in an all new half hour television special entitled “The Dreadful HallowGreen Special” premiering in October on stations around the country.
From his secret hidden laboratory on the mysterious Shackle Island Dr. Gangrene issued the following quote, “Penny Dreadful is a tremendous talent and her show is a really first rate program. Despite the fact she dabbles in such an unscientific area of study, it was my pleasure to collaborate with Penny on this Halloween special, combining science and magic to save the greatest holiday of all, Halloween! Now that’s what I call a mad monster party!”
The duo finds themselves readying for the upcoming Halloween season when suddenly all things go awry. It’s up to the physician of fright, Dr. Gangrene, and the eerie enchantress, Penny Dreadful, to set things right and save Halloween for everyone in a brand new television special.
While sipping hemlock brew from a smoking goblet Penny Dreadful related, "I was very hex-cited to join forces with that quack..er.. I mean esteemed mad scientist and horror host, Dr. Gangrene! Not only am I a fan of the Doctor's fine program, but we also happen to see eye to bloodshot eye on most subjects - especially the subject of Halloween. I hope this TV Special becomes staple All Hallows Eve viewing for monster movie fans both living and dead."
Penny Dreadful's Shilling Shockers, now in its 8th season, is based in New England and airs in over 150 cities. Penny Dreadful is portrayed by Danielle Gelehrter who, in 2007, was awarded the prize for Favorite Horror Host by the Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards.
Dr. Gangrene's Creature Feature airs on its home station WNAB CW58 in Nashville TN. Dr. Gangrene is portrayed by Larry Underwood. The Good Doctor has been shocking the Scare-waves since 1999. His programs have won countless praise and have been nominated for two Emmy Awards for Public Service.
The Dreadful HallowGreen Special premieres Halloween weekend 2010 on finer television stations. Check local listings for show times. For more information on Dr Gangrene or Penny Dreadful please visit www.drgangrene.com and www.shillingshockers.com
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